One of the founders of Canada's National Beer Policy has suffered a disasterous blow as shelves in his house, put in by the previous owners, revealed themselves to be traitors to the cause, screwed only into the drywall and not into the studs. As a result, he faces a beery Humpty Dumpty of the third degree.
Think of yourself in this tragic moment. Through your empathetic tears, consider helping. Make this a better world. I will be forwarding a package myself to ease the pain and I ask you to do the same. Every beer we share means
the terrorists the drywall shelving screwing idiots amongst us do not win.