This is one of the weirder quotes of the day:
I like beer. I like the way it calms me, and I like the taste of it. I’m 38 and have been drinking around 10 beers a day for five years. I pace my drinking so that I am quite sober even with this amount of beer. I can carry on a conversation and feel quite with it. I wake up in the morning feeling fine — no headache. I put in a day of hard, physical work with no problem. My wife says I am headed for an early death. Am I?
Oddly, the health answers columnist in the Sarasota Herald-Tribune did not answer with that question about bears, woods and poo. I had a friend who got to this sort of point. I only knew it when he pulled out a beer as he was driving his truck to the municipal dump one Saturday morning when I was visiting. And while none the beer writers I have known have exactly mentioned having to manage the perils of free flowing ale, many have shared the story about being baked from the grind of beer launch after beer launch.
"Headed for an early death? Am I?" It's a good question to ask yourself from time to time if you list drinking alcohol some way or another on your resumé - as a hobby or even career. Does it also, as Dr. Ding diagnosed today, lead you to other risks? Sure, maybe it's just the risk of missing being fluent at Finnish as well as not being proficient at the banjo or, say, lawn billiards because you were vlogging your beer ticking notes daily for the last eight years. Beer is good but in a way it is not always great. It delay, defers, colours and even assumes on your behalf. It confuses a moment with 24/7. Like any pleasure it can seduce in small tricky ways. Or instead you can find yourself drinking ten beers every day. Or writing about how beer links all the most special moments in life.
There is nothing wrong with making these choices, coming to these sorts of places. But there may be something more right.






Comments
Jeff Alworth - May 8, 2012 2:44 AM
I read this and thought to myself, "by the same token, it must also be true that one beer in a day is one too few!"--and went and got a second Deschutes Twilight.
Your point is very well taken. I avoid drinking beer every day and from time to time slate in a week or more with no beer. Moderation is a wise course.
Velky Al - May 8, 2012 7:27 AM
I generally only drink at weekends, though there are exceptions, like tonight which is my homebrew club's monthly meeting. Even when I was drinking only regular beer like Gambrinus or Staropramen, I didn't drink during the week because I usually had to be up at the crack of dawn for work, and hate feeling like crap when I have stuff to do.
I sometimes fret that if other beer bloggers/writers/twitterers realised that I am not some craft beer lush that I would be taken for a dilettant.
Win Bassett - May 8, 2012 11:28 AM
Like Jeff, I try to avoid having a beer every day and typically take at least one, if not two, days off per week. I've found that this scares the palate fatigue away and keeps beer, the beverage from which our shared passion emanates, special for me.
Tiff - May 8, 2012 11:39 AM
Respect beer. I often find that absence makes the heart grow fonder.
Martyn Cornell - May 8, 2012 4:38 PM
You speak much sense, as usual, Alan. Certainly, if the majority, or even the plurality of your life's best moments are beer-related, you need a new life. There are a fair number of life's pleasure's I'd choose ahead of beer. And we should never forget the darkest side of alcohol, as evidenced here. But still, beer gives me more pleasure than, say, orange juice - or even coffee ...
Alan - May 8, 2012 5:01 PM
Coffee first thing. Only coffee. But coffee immediately upon waking. IMMEDIATELY!!!
Sorry...
Jordan St.John - May 8, 2012 5:06 PM
Oddly enough, I could probably live without beer. Life without coffee is unthinkable.
Steve Gates - May 12, 2012 12:43 AM
I chose Mill Street Coffee flavoured beer.