Throughout the reporting on the economic crisis in Greece, I keep hearing reports of the ending of social cohesion, the end of that pact we have with each other, the beginning of the guy with the ammo is king. I expect it will pass because at the end of the day, you can always have a beer... right?
With only nine barrels and 40 cases of beer left, the Winona American Legion may run out this weekend, which is a big concern for Post Commander Sam Sasser. "We still have our bills to pay," Sasser said. "We have our mortgage. We have our staff that we have to pay. We still have costs and we depend on the sales. We depend on the beer and liquor sales to keep this business going.” Sasser says the legion sent in the paperwork and $20 to renew its buyer’s card early, but when the government sent it back, it gave them a new card, but a wrong printed date. Soon after they sent that back, the government shut down, leaving the post without a license to buy more beer.
Which makes me wonder. We talk of beer as a social lubricant and know that war is bad for beer - but is it also evidence of rational governance? Whether it is the compact of Thems, The People to the south of the big river or the benevolence of the Crown in more northerly climes, doesn't access to beer mean that there is no cause for revolution let alone social anarchy? Sure, you can point to pineapple beer as a sure sign of the tyrant... but is that really beer?
What is the lesson of the Winona Legion? Is it that we live in an over bureaucratized western world? Or is it that worship of political ideals of any sort - the thinest ideals going - looks a lot like the worship of idols? Notice they never name beers after Ayn Rand, Noam Chomsky or even Mahatma Gandhi? Imperial beer? They are lining up to name beers that.






Comments
dave - July 15, 2011 11:51 AM
There is Gandhi-Bot Double IPA by New England Brewing. Its quite good too.
Bruce Ticknor - July 15, 2011 5:22 PM
Somewhere there just HAS to be a Buddha Beer.
If not I claim copyright and first use.
Gonna get rich any day now.
FlagonofAle - July 15, 2011 7:19 PM
They seem to have reached a deal on the budget, so perhaps the question is "when the beer stops, does government have to start back up?" :D
I think your suspicion of the over bureaucratization is correct. It's also maddening to me that the people who would have been able to shut down the Legion for selling without a license were still employed during the shutdown, but the people who renew licenses were not. Really it's just a microcosm of the tyranny of said bureaucracy.
Jim - July 15, 2011 11:13 PM
Beer shortages in MN because of their government shutdown!
Knut Albert - July 18, 2011 10:06 AM
You never tried the Noam Chomsky Rant and Rave Anti-Imperial Stout?
Alan - July 18, 2011 12:27 PM
GOLD!!!
Alan - July 18, 2011 12:33 PM
Come to think of it, Ayn Rand Bitter would be a good name for a beer, too.
Knut Albert - July 19, 2011 8:59 AM
The Ayn Rand Objectively Bitter, to be precise.
Knut Albert - July 19, 2011 9:00 AM
And the Gahndi beer ought to be a mild, I suppose?
Alan - July 19, 2011 10:33 AM
You are on a roll.