Mr. B noted it the other day. We are indeed "seeing the maturing of the craft brewing industry and those who follow it." And by mature we mean critical. Problem is this - if we have been too nice, too obliging, too lacking of the critical eye - how do we go about being, you know, mature? Here is a great example of what might be the way forward:
Our dinners were wheeled out from the kitchen on a plastic service cart. The prime rib really needed help. It was a relatively thin, visibly overcooked piece of meat that didn’t have much flavor at all. It sat there on the plate bone-dry, not a speck of juice coming out of it. We were never asked for a doneness, so assumed what we got —well done — was how it was being served that night. Some au jus would have helped — even a can of Campbell’s beef broth warmed up would have worked. Green beans came with it, right out of a #10 can. I thought I was back in summer camp eating over a campfire. Except these beans weren’t even hot.
That is a passage from "Pulled in by prime rib at the Gouverneur Elks Lodge", a restaurant review by Walter Siebel from a recent edition of the Watertown Daily Times, the venerable newspaper published in neighbouring upstate New York. Walter does a few things in that article about a thoroughly horrible dining experience that I think are instructive. He implies things. The only people in the place when he arrives are drinking in the bar. He mentions only seeing teen wait staff. He also does not say how bad it was. He only describes it: "[i]t looked like a russet but had the taste of a Yukon gold"; "[a] wedge of lemon would have really come in handy"; "the cream curdled as soon as it hit the coffee." He is not unkind. There is no need to be. He only needs to recount particulars accurately and one can clearly see where the unkindness is to be found.
We do see bits of it in beer writing now. B+B's glee at finding "people behind the bar who talk to you like human beings whether you’re a regular or not." Simon's day in Sheffield. AJT's "six men stabbing away at a big platter of pork in the centre of their table". Little precious in any of that. Little that might be taken to supporting mongering calls for ultra-premium beer with an ultra price or prop up a names, whether a brand or a scribe, whose best is far past.
Beer drinkers observing and reporting on the experience before them. That's the stuff. The sort of stuff that allows me to trust if what lay before them was crap that they would tell me and not concern themselves otherwise. What with worrying about a future cold shoulder from a brewer or the loss of a chance of a printed column these things can bear upon other things. Like good honest writing. But when boosterism, fears and ambitions are ignored we get a result of perhaps even more value then when merely describing the good, the great and the wonderful.






Comments
Nick - December 5, 2011 11:32 PM
Not beer related, but I still love this review of the chippie “Geales” in Notting Hill for its hilariously personal reaction and clever writing. Perhaps it crosses the "unkind" barrier that Mr. Siebel cleverly skirts around, but it's still a good read.
Some sample quotes:
"The eruption had been coming from the moment we arrived at Geales […], and when it came, it did so with the livid outrage of Charlton Heston at the end of Planet Of The Apes."
"By the time the haddocks and chips arrived, expectations were not high, although they were not quite low enough”
"Lack of space precludes a full inventory of irritants, but bringing the tomato ketchup in lilliputian jugs particularly got on my top ones."
Nick - December 5, 2011 11:46 PM
This is also the 2,500th blog post on "A Good Beer Blog"! What a milestone! Alan, your energy for writing about beer is incredible. Congratulations!
Bailey - December 6, 2011 5:27 AM
There are pubs in Britain that would go from abysmal to decent with the addition of one decent beer and the recruitment/training of a couple of decent members of staff. We're not asking the world, just to be made to feel welcome and to have something on offer we can get excited about drinking.
For the beer, Adnams Bitter would do -- 3.8%, nationally available and very tasty when well kept; we're not demanding Cantillon Iris in every backstreet boozer. On the staff front, a "hello", an optional "with you in a minute" and a bit of eye contact will usually keep us happy.
arn - December 6, 2011 5:47 AM
I read the original review from your link, what sort of establishment was this?
The few comments present imply its some kind of non-profit place, are the staff volunteers?
I did note he paid, then tax and tip! (dont forget i'm english ) i never get this but why would you tip when service was apparently that bad?
Alan - December 6, 2011 8:33 AM
Arn, that would be a club that runs a bar and restaurant on a regular basis as a means to raise funds to support the club and its community good works. The masons without all the funny stuff... or maybe just other funny stuff.
Tips are so commonly given I would think you have to be insulted by the staff not to give them. My understanding is that it reflects the waiter's performance not the overall staff's or the quality in a general way.