I came across an extraordinary bit of beer business advice in PMQ which I take in this context to be "Pizzaria Marketing Quarterly"¹ Read this and let me know what you think:
...It’s also important to know how many servings you should get from a keg. For example, most owners know there are 1,984 ounces in a 15.5-gallon domestic keg, and they know they pour 16-ounce pints, so they assume 124 servings per keg. However, with the evolution of the 14-ounce pint glass (in combination with ½” head), they should expect closer to 155 servings per keg. At $4 per serving, that adds up to $124 per keg in lost revenue!
Because you've shorted your customer by 12.5%! That's not you lost "revenue" - that is other people's money! The bizarre thing is that the bit of sage advice sits at the end of an article entitled "Managing Your Draft Beer" in which the issue of lack of controls in retailing draft beer is discussed. Apparently, an average of 20% of draft beer does not make it out of the keg and into a paying glass through spillage, giveaways and other forms of shrinkage. Good thing to know but, as always, a good diagnosis does not mean you are going to get the right prescription.
Don't get me wrong. While I have no sympathy for the circumstance described illustrating how losses can be caused by bad apple bartenders, I think the author goes way too far. Frankly, I find the claim to 20% loss unlikely. If that is the average then 50% of pizza shop owners are dunces. And I am especially disgusted that controlling loss is tied to the idea that bars and restaurants should short pour their clients. A bad employee represents the failure of duties under a contract.
But the sale of a beer to a customer is also a contract and a fair measure at a fair price is what the customer expects. So, if your menu states that the measure is 16 oz - or whatever implies that measure - you better serve a full 16 fluid ounces. Not head. Not 14 oz of beer and 2 of additional glass weight. Otherwise, it is a failure of contract just as bad or worse than the bad apple bartender. Sounds like it is time we all renewed our vows with The Honest Pint Project. Time we armed ourselves with beer gauges.
This sort of business writing illustrates nothing so well as the absence of a meaningful beer consumer advocacy environment in North America. Maybe it's an illusion but you have the sense that within CAMRA's jurisdiction armies of large bearded sweatered men with notebooks would pounce on any operator who acted in the manner suggested in this piece. Nothing less would be deserved... even if the prospect is rather distasteful.
¹... and not for me the short form of "Post Married Quarters" or suburbs on Canadian armed forces bases. I lived in military towns growing up.






Comments
Marc - May 25, 2010 7:59 PM
Short me 2 ounces of beer I am paying for and I can guarantee no matter how good the pizza, no matter how good the service, I won't ever be back. I guess they figure a lot of people won't notice. I think I would.
The Professor - May 26, 2010 6:01 PM
It's outrageous. And an apparently spreading trend.
I recently ordered a beer in a "Fridays" type of establishment. I was asked--specifically-- if I wanted a "pint" or a "24 oz" size. I specified a pint. What came was one of those gimmicky Sam Adams glasses sporting a healthy head of foam. I called them on it, in a very non-confrontational way and was assured that I had received a pint of beer. At that point, as my yet untasted beer was reaching a more civilized temperature and the foam was receding, I requested an empty shaker glass to illustrate my point. Not surprisingly, when I transferred the beer into it, it was only about 3/4 full.
Evidently, the food/beverage industry has taken it upon themselves to redefine a pint measure. I guess I'm just a fussy traditionalist that expects something approaching 16 or 20 ounces (depending on the venue).
The bar manager topped up my beer, and while I haven't returned there, it's been reported that they are still pouring pints less than 14 oz. Let's see what the Weights & Measures folks I contacted have to say about it. (as they used to say on TV, "film at eleven")
Bill Night - May 27, 2010 12:37 PM
The thing is, a beer gauge is useless against a cheater pint, since it measures the gap at the top of the glass. You have to notice the boot in the bottom of the glass to know if you've got a cheater or not.
I just put up a picture that compares a 12-ounce bottle poured into a cheater and a shaker. Basically, if you get a cheater pint with one finger of head, you have 12 ounces of beer.