I was trolling Google for beer stories this weekend when I came across a story in Britain's Daily Mail about Britain's Royal Society of Chemistry looking for an unopened can of Watney's Party Seven Draught Bitter. Though a venerable brewer, the name "Watney's" rings though the recent decades for those who care for good beer as a brand that came to represent the anti-Christ of UK brewing. Richard Boston cites Watney's twenty times in his 1976 Beer and Skittles. And there is that Monty Python sketch set in a tourist agency that captured something of the early 70s culture that Watney's came to represent:
What's the point of going abroad if you're just another tourist carted around in buses surrounded by sweaty mindless oafs from Kettering and Coventry in their cloth caps and their cardigans and their transistor radios and their Sunday Mirrors, complaining about the tea - "Oh they don't make it properly here, do they, not like at home" - and stopping at Majorcan bodegas selling fish and chips and Watney's Red Barrel and calamares and two veg and sitting in their cotton frocks squirting Timothy White's suncream all over their puffy raw swollen purulent flesh 'cos they "overdid it on the first day."
I was particularly curious that it was The Royal Society of Chemistry which was looking for the beer because they are the publishers of the greatest beer book I have read to date, Hornsey's A History of Beer and Brewing that I reviewed back here in 2006. Well, helpfully the RSC has a blog and last Wednesday an explanation of the project was published which includes a clear description of their interest in this seven pint can:
...which discipline of natural philosophy is responsible for this nectar of culture, health and prosperity? Well of course I wouldn’t be writing about it if it weren’t chemistry. But therein lies the problem – who these days cracks open a can and thinks to themselves “thank goodness for the clever research chemist who invented a vinyl co-polymer/C-enamel coating for tin cans”? But chemists are the ones behind all these advances in canning technologies and the art of zymurgy (“chemistry of brewing and distilling”, dontcha know).
Looks like they want to study the technology behind the notorious can to see what the chemists were up to at the time. Martyn Cornell's post on bottles briefly reminded us last week in the last paragraph that canning has been one of the biggest changes in how we consume beer over the decades since the days of Monty Python, Richard Boston and Wantey's Red Barrel. So, it sounds like the RSC may be up to a reasonable bit of industrial research worth following which may lead to pointing out that - however horrible the stuff in the can was - it was also something of a breakthrough in the history of the beer canning process.






Comments
The Beer Nut - January 17, 2010 1:36 PM
There's a definite unreconstructed-male cachet about beer you had to open with a screwdriver.
Zythophile - January 17, 2010 3:52 PM
Indeed - "something of a breakthrough" was normally extremely difficult, and frequently involved banging the sharp end of a pair of scissors against the top of the tin, because nobody had brought along one of the special => - shaped openers …not that it was worth drinking when you got the tin open anyway, and besides, all the violence that went into the opening meant the beer was so shaken up, most of it sprayed all over the ceiling.
Happy days.
Anyway, Party Sevens were for rich kids, all I could afford was a Party Four.
Jon - January 18, 2010 5:39 AM
Glad you liked my post, and are curious about the RSC's interest in Party Seven.
The can itself is an iconic image and, even if the beer wasn't exactly delicious, the technology employed in the beer cans went on to pervade all of can-kind. Your average tin of tomatoes will be white, not metallic, on the inside, as the acidic tomato juice takes on a distinct metal tang when stored in unprotected tins. That white polymer covering is the great-grandchild of the vinyl they used for Krueger's Finest in 1935.
So getting people to remember the seven-pint monster (six if you discount the one decorating the ceiling shortly after opening) neatly leads them to the 75th anniversary of the beer can, and the important leaps forward in chemistry/engineering research it took to bring the world beer in tins.
To balance the issue I shall have to look into the chemistry that goes into the other side of the fence: real ale. While a lot of people will see "chemistry" and only think "preservatives" and "colourings", I bet there's some great reactions in the casks that give real ales such character and individuality.
Also gratified to read your glowing praise of Ian Hornsey's beer book! Definitely a great tome of well-researched history and science.