Hidden behind all the splendid simplicity of the tale of boy meets girl, boy meets glass boot, boy beats girl, girl trains, girl beat boy with glass boot, girl mocks boy is an incredibly important lesson in how to down 2 litres of beer when drunk from a glass boot. Turn it sideways.
Have you read The Unbearable Nonsense of Craft Beer - A Rant in Nine Acts by Alan and Max yet? It's out on Kindle as well as Lulu.
Maureen Ogle said this about the book: "... immensely readable, sometimes slightly surreal rumination on beer in general and craft beer in particular. Funny, witty, but most important: Smart. The beer geeks will likely get all cranky about it, but Alan and Max are the masters of cranky..."
Ron Pattinson said: "I'm in a rather odd situation. Because I appear in the book. A fictional version of me. It's a weird feeling."