Pete Brown: Before and After Setting Sail
Plans for the international support the National Toast for Michael Jackson are taking off. Events so far are planned for across the US, London, Glasgow, Oslo and even my backyard. Getting the word out has been greatly encouraging for everyone but sometimes difficult. You all should be aware that Pete Brown, author of Man Walks into a Pub and Three Sheets to the Wind is off on the adventure of a lifetime researching his new book by traveling with a cask of India Pale Ale from its brewery of birth to the great sub-continent itself. But how to contact him? He's already started out on his voyage. Good thing I earned that Morse Code badge in cub scouts:
Alan: [clickity-click-click..., various shortwave radio noises] Ahoy Pete! [...click-clickity...] Are you there, Pete? Over!Wow! It sure is a bracing life of adventure for the freelance author on the high seas. But good for him to join in the tribute as he can. And you should, too. Give to the NPF or your local Parkinson organization and hold an event on September 30th wherever you are.
Pete: [time passes......click-click..., faintly] Who the hell is that? The captain had to interrupt my coal shoveling! I have a deadline for a freelance piece in Coal Stokers' Weekly in two hours!!!
Alan: [(silence)...click-click-click...] Jeesh, sorry. Have you heard about the National Toast for Michael Jackson to be held on the 30th? Can you take part? Where will you be? Over!
Pete: [...clickity-click-click...] The day of the mass toast, I’ll be a day out of Tenerife on a nineteenth century tall ship with a barrel of IPA bound for India, the old-fashioned way. I wouldn’t have been doing it if it hadn’t been for Michael, and I think he would have approved. I’ll certainly be raising a glass, whatever time zone I’m in.
Alan: [...click-click-click...] Fabulous! I'll let you get back to your boilers. By the way, did you hear about the scandal in dwile flonking? Over!
Pete: [...clickity-click...click..., fainter] Sorry...unclear...that did not come acro...message...as if you said dwile flon...dw... flonking!!! I'll have to upda...article for...Flonking Monthly!!! [...transmission lost...]