Especially sweet in the design is the way you can gaze lovingly into a room filled with exotic and well handled kegs with elves contantly cleaning lines, adding rarer and rarer firkins of this or that ale or setting up a gravity drop of a dry hopped special release IPA. Heck, I would put beachers in for that kind of floor show. Do that and you may become a hub of the nation's beer culture.
Have you read The Unbearable Nonsense of Craft Beer - A Rant in Nine Acts by Alan and Max yet? It's out on Kindle as well as Lulu.
Maureen Ogle said this about the book: "... immensely readable, sometimes slightly surreal rumination on beer in general and craft beer in particular. Funny, witty, but most important: Smart. The beer geeks will likely get all cranky about it, but Alan and Max are the masters of cranky..."
Ron Pattinson said: "I'm in a rather odd situation. Because I appear in the book. A fictional version of me. It's a weird feeling."