Rogue is offering a job which would be pretty attractive to me half a life ago:
Job Posting, March 11: Sales Assistant, Portland, OR. Responsibilities include reporting, tracking, phoning, follow-up, filing, typing, answering phones, coordinating, ordering, shipping, mailing, filling forms, communicating, note taking...and occasionally drinking the world's greatest beer. Must be proficient in Excel, Word, internet, and written communication. Experience with Access or SQL a plus. Long hours, rough conditions, and lousy pay. Why not? Applicants must be willing to survive without company cars, stock options, a living wage, employee manuals, HR departments, political correctness, 2-5 year plans, praise or recognition, job security or guarantees, BS, competent management, or Mom. Requirements: passion, highest level of integrity, driven to succeed, a need to contribute to a team, a commitment to creating value, a history of failure in a multi-tasking guerilla context preferred. Mail your resume to: Rogue Ales, 1339 NW Flanders, Portland, OR, 97209, or e-mail to email@example.com.